What is your favorite Programming Joke ?

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What is your favorite Programming Joke ?

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance
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Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
A: Because it is below C level.
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Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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There are two types of people in this world: those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world:



Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone “this behavior is by design”



A pessimistic programmer sees the array as half empty.
An optimistic programmer sees the array as half full.
A Real Programmer sees the array as twice as big as it needs to be and calls realloc().
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I don't always use Internet Explorer.
But When I do , I do it to download other browser.

I don't always test my code.
But When I do, I do it on Production.
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Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.